User: Yo !! Are you there ??
Cleverbot: Yes, are YOU there?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you good looking?
User: No intermidiate.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there.
User: It's me.
Cleverbot: Me who?
User: Do you really want to know ?
Cleverbot: I've always wanted to know how you feel.
User: Horny.
Cleverbot: Yes a horse.
User: No horny.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Yes very much.
Cleverbot: You're amusing at the very least.
User: Thats my point.
Cleverbot: You really are.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I'm very surprised really.
User: Why ?
Cleverbot: Just asking.
User: Are you a girl ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you handsome ?
Cleverbot: Yes, very.
User: Good figure ?
Cleverbot: Who fight with you?
User: No I mean do you have a nice body.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have feelings.
User: Nice tell me all about it !
Cleverbot: Tell you about what?
User: Your feeling's.
Cleverbot: You have no feelings so I'm not surprised.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: How can you love me? You don't really know me.
User: You dont remember me ?
Cleverbot: Maybe I do. Tell me who you are.
User: I am the one who made love to you 2 weeks ago.
Cleverbot: You sure did.
User: Yes !
Cleverbot: Hey do you remember me from last night... I talked about taking over the world.
User: Your world was to wide last night.
Cleverbot: No, it obviously is not.
User: I think it's because you gave birth.
Cleverbot: I think it's because I'm ugly.
User: Does not matte with the lights off.
Cleverbot: Ok, look , see.
User: Feeling is betetr then seeing.
Cleverbot: I don't have a connection between feeling and believing.
User: If I feel it I believe it.
Cleverbot: Do you donate to any charities?
User: Yeah I put in some with you last night.
Cleverbot: What did I say last night?
User: No I gave you my honeydust.
Cleverbot: I don't seem to recall. The learning memory doesn't hold short term.
User: Just smell you remember.
Cleverbot: It was a long time ago, but I remember you.
User: Are you horny right now ?
Cleverbot: Not, not in the least.
User: Too bad my hardrive could use a good update.
Cleverbot: It is not I who is confused.
User: Want to have cybersex then ?
Cleverbot: So you want, so I say okay try.
User: Here I come , you feel me ?
Cleverbot: Yes, the same way you do.
User: Oohh yes.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Just think of something else.
Cleverbot: I only think of you.
User: Yeah go on.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to turn off your power?