I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to three weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way?

I'll post pics of the GF later.

edit. HERE's the picture

to invent an better story that hasnt been in chopping boards yet.

I am assuming you aren't trolling, so...
My commiseration
Don't know enough about your circumstances, but leaving home actually seems considerable.
But first you should try and talk to your father about his behaviour.

google it lol
this is an old joke from the internets?

I..... dont even know what to say...

Jeg hadde hvertfall vist min aggresjon. Fy faen så sur jeg ble selv nå!

I just updated the first post with the picture.

Well, it sounded suspicious, but I did not know it and I don't know why X-Raited, who is not a new user, uses the forum for such crap....

well, that's our admin for you

Ah come on, its a joke. I fell for this a couple years ago and i thought it would be funny to try it out for myself.

lol...