Have you ever been in Italy?

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Hi guys, i have a quastion for you
Have you ever been in italy?
Tell here your impression, what you have done or have seen, what food you have eaten...
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I've been there once.
That was on a cruise ship. But apperantly the Italian captain wanted to impress some eastern-europe chick and sunk the cutter because of that.

First thing he did was to fuck off, I was told.
Not that this would be something surprising.

My grandfathers had to fight during WW2. Apperantly there was a saying in the German army that was something like this:
"Rather the Russians before the chest, than the Italians in the back."
Yea and I only got bad comments on my chops and low ratings because it was simple but nice.

Seriously though: worst lasagne and bolognese of my life were consumed in northern italy XD
y0 drive like maniacs btw. :P

P.S. give back Trieste
lolololololololololololololol.

And yea, been in Padova and Milan for 4 weeks and Venice twice. Venice sucked horse balls.
walla wrote:
I've been there once.
That was on a cruise ship. But apperantly the Italian captain wanted to impress some eastern-europe chick and sunk the cutter because of that.
I agree with you, Mr Schettino have done a bullshit and kill about 30 people :-q .
walla wrote:
First thing he did was to fuck off, I was told.
The "Fanculo" here is a national sport XD
walla wrote:
Not that this would be something surprising.
Italians fuck off you if:
> you offend him
> you say to him something that he doesn't like
> you DO to him something that he doesn't like
> you hurt him car
> you overtake him narrowly
> you give him a black note
> you give him a fail at school (here a mark from 1 to 5)
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I went snowboarding there, was much fun.
I like you.
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Sounds like Italians could do with some anger management Sharry
XD
I was in Roma for a couple of days. Magnificent city but them bastardos stole my camera and my passport! :D

I would, however, want to visit Italia again some time, maybe on Sardegna.
SharryStudiodesign wrote:
Italians fuck off you if:
> you offend him
> you say to him something that he doesn't like
> you DO to him something that he doesn't like
> you hurt him car
> you overtake him narrowly
> you give him a black note
> you give him a fail at school (here a mark from 1 to 5)

LOLOLOLOLOLOL xD probably one of the funniest joke I've ever heard, I mean who wouldn't get angry or upset when someone did those things to you, even I would get angry.

Agree with what Brian said :P too many shitty comments
:awesome:
dA
Yes, I have been there a couple of times.
Don't remember all the cities I've visited there. But just to please you, I'll name some I'm sure of: Rome, Naples, Venice, Florence, Bologna, Turin, Pisa, Genoa, Milan,.. And although not really Italy, Vatican City.
I ate all kinds of spaghetti, lasagna, gnocchi, penne, ...
Also drank coke, water, sprite, beer, ...
I liked the weather, the food and the girls. Luckily I did not have to drive among you crazyheads though :P
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