i nearly missed my college bus because of it
the funny bits are in bold

bot, Ask me a question.
me, are you married
bot, Yes.
me, who to ?
bot, My mom and dad of course.
me, not your sister ?
bot, I'm a girl.
me, do you have a vagina ?
bot, Yes.
me, good ?
bot, Good.
me,im a boy
bot, I am a girl.
me, want sex ?
bot, I'm sorry, I can't help you there.
me, why not ?
bot, If I stop listening to my conscience, I'd do something bad.
me, ok bye hobo
bot, See you tomorrow.
me, as if
bot, That's a bit disrespectful, don't you think?
me, nope
bot, Well I am going to give you a nickname anyway. Your nickname can be BoB.

i was for 3 times
nah fun to do when your bored for 2 minutes ....

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: Your lying.

Cleverbot: Why would I?

User: Just.

Cleverbot: You are female ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are male then ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can't an AI have a gender identity?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You make me smile cheesy.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Cuddle me.

User: Ok, *cuddle*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Not your welcome.

Cleverbot: Bleep boop bot I am a robot.

User: Do you have batteries?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: AA?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Green with a little white and red dots.

Cleverbot: Do you really think any human has that as a natural eye color?

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: I think your batteries are low.

Cleverbot: Who are my people.

LMAO really random ^^