Nicklas wrote:
A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel attached to his crouch. The bartender sees this, and goes: "Hey pirate, you got a steering wheel attached to your crouch!" And the pirate goes: "Aaaargh, I know! It's driving me nuts!"
A little boy with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween.
At the first house a woman opens the door, and the boy says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"
The woman looks at him and says, "My, aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"
The boy gets angry: "On the side of my buckin head, you buckin idiot."