Mitsubishi Fagna Wagon V6 ("Good Ol' Muddy")
It's beautiful.
Improper use? Rubbish. Using it for off road expeditions and getting it bogged in 32km of sand dunes, 1 meter of thick mud or use for constant rallying does not constitute improper use of a massive boat-like thingamajig. Anyway, it's only a boring FWD V6 but it does the job surprisingly well, and it's quite handy in dirt car parks, with the handbrake. I practice my J turns often too. I have tripod-ed this thing a couple of times already... I have fun in it. Before it dies, it's going to Wakefield park too, and try some laps, and possibly become a woody wagon next year for a total investment of $3.50