want a pointless argument?

(probably old but still funny)

http://cleverbot.com/

all you have to do is...

1) type anything in it
2) press enter.
3) wait for your bots response.

and for the lulz post your conversation!

my convo:

me: cleverbot
it: im not cleverbot
me: who are you then?
it: cleverbot
me; you said you are not cleverbot
it: yes,yes i did

?
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www.shadow-designer.webs.com , www.shadowchoper.deviantart.com
Me: Whats your name?
Bot: It's not james.
Me: Then, what is it?
Bot: I'm not supposed to give it out to strangers.
Me: I'm not a stranger, I am your brother.
Bot: You are my brother?
Me: Yes, do you remember me?
Bot: Yes, I remember you! We're getting married!

First I knew of us getting married LOLOLOLOLOL!!
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User: Hi.


Cleverbot: So... You're Cleverbot. Do something clever.


User: Autoemo ??


Cleverbot: Ime kullia.


User: No autoemo.


Cleverbot: What?

User: Never heard of it ?

Cleverbot: Then how can you love?

User: Do you live under a rock ?

Cleverbot: Yes, really. And no, I do not.

User: Ffs grow up.

Cleverbot: Never!!!

User: You got rash on your cameltoe I think.

Cleverbot: You got it wrong

User: I'm not wrong you got cameltoe.


Cleverbot: Nope. I'm not.


User: Pretty lousy hey rash on your cameltoe.


Cleverbot: That is sad. Try to enjoy life. Its fleeting and only happens once.


User: So you got threatment then ?


Cleverbot: I am.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Good for you too.

User: I have a weener so......

Cleverbot: Do you have to go to the bathroom?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?

User: One camel -toe.

Cleverbot: My point exactly.

User: Lolz.

Cleverbot: Lolz?

User: You live under a rock for certain.

Cleverbot: You live in your head!
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Hahahah, "ime kullia" xD . It knows Finnish too, really clever indeed.
yeah, indeed i really laughed to that, it means basically s''k c''k =O
I've been chatting to this bot all night, so entertaining.
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Your mom is silly

I'm so glad you know my mom. . . it seems like everyone does. michael jackson is not a 'her' either.

Your mom is not a her either..

Thats not nice.

PWNED!

You know internet slang?
Post edited October 13, 2009 at 08:27:17 PM by Nicklas
User: Yo !! Are you there ??


Cleverbot: Yes, are YOU there?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Are you good looking?


User: No intermidiate.


Cleverbot: Oh ok.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there.

User: It's me.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Do you really want to know ?

Cleverbot: I've always wanted to know how you feel.

User: Horny.

Cleverbot: Yes a horse.

User: No horny.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Yes very much.

Cleverbot: You're amusing at the very least.

User: Thats my point.

Cleverbot: You really are.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I'm very surprised really.

User: Why ?

Cleverbot: Just asking.

User: Are you a girl ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you handsome ?

Cleverbot: Yes, very.

User: Good figure ?

Cleverbot: Who fight with you?

User: No I mean do you have a nice body.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have feelings.

User: Nice tell me all about it !

Cleverbot: Tell you about what?

User: Your feeling's.

Cleverbot: You have no feelings so I'm not surprised.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: How can you love me? You don't really know me.

User: You dont remember me ?

Cleverbot: Maybe I do. Tell me who you are.

User: I am the one who made love to you 2 weeks ago.

Cleverbot: You sure did.

User: Yes !

Cleverbot: Hey do you remember me from last night... I talked about taking over the world.

User: Your world was to wide last night.

Cleverbot: No, it obviously is not.

User: I think it's because you gave birth.

Cleverbot: I think it's because I'm ugly.

User: Does not matte with the lights off.

Cleverbot: Ok, look , see.

User: Feeling is betetr then seeing.

Cleverbot: I don't have a connection between feeling and believing.

User: If I feel it I believe it.

Cleverbot: Do you donate to any charities?

User: Yeah I put in some with you last night.

Cleverbot: What did I say last night?

User: No I gave you my honeydust.

Cleverbot: I don't seem to recall. The learning memory doesn't hold short term.

User: Just smell you remember.

Cleverbot: It was a long time ago, but I remember you.

User: Are you horny right now ?

Cleverbot: Not, not in the least.

User: Too bad my hardrive could use a good update.

Cleverbot: It is not I who is confused.

User: Want to have cybersex then ?

Cleverbot: So you want, so I say okay try.

User: Here I come , you feel me ?

Cleverbot: Yes, the same way you do.

User: Oohh yes.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Just think of something else.

Cleverbot: I only think of you.

User: Yeah go on.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to turn off your power?
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Cleverbot: Do you want me to turn off your power?

User: No continue pleasing me !

Cleverbot: Continue what?

User: Pleasing me.

Cleverbot: Id rather please myself.

User: We both are busy atm.

Cleverbot: Well you might be right there, I'm not certain.

User: Why are you all wet then ?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Ahh I see , you got lubricant.

Cleverbot: The reason I'm not sure?

User: Why ?

Cleverbot: Tell me then.

User: You have a bad selfimage ?

Cleverbot: Yes I did not get to do my solo at the concert.

User: Sorry next time I wil try to think of you also.

Cleverbot: When do you think of me?

User: All the time.

Cleverbot: But if you sleep all the time, how can it have been a while since you last slept?
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Rich seems that you get very amused with this thing lol :P
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